Why I love freedom OR all libertarians are nihilist and emo
You know, I <3 liberty. I like being free, having rights, keeping my money, you know, all that crap that makes sense. Why do I like it so much? Simple. I hate helping people. Actually, I hate people in general.
Why? one reason, 3 words. GOD. God is a bitch. he’s never done a damn thing for me. So, naturally, using the law of syllogism, people don’t deserve my help. Screw ‘em, that’s my political philosophy. And, in addition, anyone who doesn’t deserve my help isn’t worth speaking of, so it’s just easier to hate them.
Now, this attitude is generally considered slightly nihilist, but in an effort to make myself cooler, I think I’ll pretend to be emo. Here, I wrote a haiku:
God screws over man
I use logic and hate earth
Africa should die.
Also, girlfriend left me, and I wrote a song. And I died my hair. I’m off to cry now.
